If I had grown up with a television, I probably would have been a card carrying member of the Wonder Woman fan club as a little girl. Not having had that pleasure, today I was introduced for the first time to our superhero in The New, Original Wonder Woman TV series from 1976. I was dazzled by Wonder Woman’s lasso of truth, invisible airplane, bullet-stopping bracelets, magic golden belt, and flawless complexion. Who is Wonder Woman, you ask? Well, the opening lines of the Wonder Woman theme song say it all:
Wonder Woman! Wonder Woman!
All the world is waiting for you
And the power you possess
In your satin tights
Fighting for your rights
And the old red, white, and blue
The pilot episode takes place during the height of World War II. Enter Steve Trevor (Lyle Waggoner), a roguishly handsome major of the U.S. Aircore Intelligence Division. Steve bravely tries to intercept a Nazi spy plane over the feared devil’s triangle, but, alas, is shot down. Lucky for him, he lands on an island of immortal Amazonian women whose favorite pastimes include practicing archery and running around barefoot in flowing dresses. Diana (Lynda Carter), the island’s fearless Amazonian princess, nurses Trevor back to health and then flies him to Washington D.C. in her invisible airplane. In the world of mankind for the first time, she takes on the persona of Wonder Woman in order to protect Steve and to foil the Nazi plot that is unfolding against the United States.
Wonder Woman is certainly not just another pretty face. She makes it her mission to rid the world of evildoers, bank robbers, and Nazis. While she is at it, she educates mankind on the rights of women. “You obviously have little regard for womanhood. You must learn respect!” she says to a Nazi spy, before she knocks him out and crashes his airplane to the bottom of the ocean.
Men are not the only targets of Wonder Women’s wrath. Steve’s sexy yet treacherous secretary, Marsha, learns the hard way not to tangle with our hero in satin tights. After Wonder Woman has tied Marsha to a chair with her lariat of truth, she lectures:
The Nazis don’t care about their women. They let you fend for yourself. And any civilization that does not recognize the female is doomed to destruction. Women are the wave of the future, and sisterhood is stronger than anything.
Go Wonder Woman! You may run around in an amazingly skimpy outfit, but your heart is in the right place. Preach it sistah!
