On a recent blustery night, we gathered in the family room for an evening of horror and mayhem. On the agenda were two creature features: Snowbeast (1977) and The Thing (1982).
Snowbeast is an obscure made-for-TV-movie that takes place in a Colorado ski resort. I put the movie on our Netflix queue after stumbling across reviews that rate it as one of the cheesiest horror movies from the seventies. And the movie didn’t disappoint. In a plot that was clearly inspired by Jaws, skiers begin disappearing from the resort shortly before the annual winter festival. Naturally the resort decides to go on ahead and hold the festival, and mayhem ensues.
One memorable scene takes place after a member of the ski patrol meets a gruesome fate at the hands of our adorable abominable snowman. The ski resort holds a small funeral for him up on the ski slopes, complete with a six-gun salute (a six-gun salute for the ski patrol?).
One of the Snowbeast’s trademarks is that the viewer never gets to see a clear view of the monster. The movie makes extensive use of the “Beast Cam,” in which the viewer supposedly watches scenes unfold from the beast’s perspective, but shots of the actual beast are few and far between. At the end of the movie after the beast is taken down by a ski pole, the camera pans towards the beast and then abruptly ends before the viewer gets a chance to finally see a clear view of the beast. Denied!
Unlike Snowbeast, The Thing does not skimp on beast footage. Also set in a snowy climate, The Thing takes place at a research facility in Antarctica. The researchers have the misfortune to encounter an insidious alien force that has the power to transform into human form. Paranoia sets in as the researchers must determine who is still human and who is not.
The Thing includes a number of scenes portraying the alien as it transforms from animal to alien to human form. Renowned for its special effects, the movie still holds up today in its unnerving depiction of creepy half-human monsters. The special effects were so good, in fact, that I actually had a hard time watching the movie - I found the movie to be just too gorey for my tastes (and this coming from a woman who is obsessed with Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead. I know, go figure).
Although it’s difficult to choose between the two movies, I think if I had to pick one I would go with Snowbeast just because I happen to really like badly acted B grade horror movies.
Which movie would you choose?